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FREE GOOD BOOK!

Seriously, stop reading this, go here now:

http://chooseomaticbooks.com/end-of-free-preview/free-kindle-book/

Get the book free, be happy. 

You can thank me later.

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I Hate Zombies. But I Like Zombocalypse Now.

I’ve never had any love for the whole Zombie genre of fiction. I understand that it’s based in mankind’s innate fear of…well, mankind; the horror of those faceless mobs around us eventually turning on those of us that are human and destroying the thin veil of civilization that covers the primal urges we all feel, the need to destroy so that we ourselves may grow stronger…

But I digress. I’m not a fan of all that. I like people! And it’s because I like people that I finally bought a book about zombies.

It all started with Favorite Thing EVER. (have I mentioned that site before?) Matt Youngmark is my contact on the inside of the FTE Empire, and over the time I’ve been writing (sporadically) for FTE I’ve had more than one opportunity to chat a little with Matt (via email mostly) and discover that we have quite a bit in common, and should we ever meet in real life we’d almost certainly get on well with one another.

ANYWAY

A few days ago Matt casually mentioned that buying his Choose Your Own Adventure/comedy/horror/zombie book Zombocalypse Now! wouldn’t be a terrible idea and I casually spent $3 for it. At the time I thought I would just buy it to do a favor for someone I think of as a friend. But now I’d gladly buy it even if I didn’t know the money was going to someone awesome.

Look, I’m still not a fan of the rotting undead eating people. But Matt’s sense of humor and dry take on the whole situation makes it manageable. This is the Plants vs. Zombies level of horror: sure the bad guys are out there and are basically unstoppable, but the whole thing is just kinda fun. The point of view character (in true CYOA style ZN is written in 2nd person) is a stuffed bunny. Why? Not explored, not important. But it sets the tone for the rest of the book: slightly off-kilter, silly, fun, and interesting.

Depending on your choices you’ll meet up with a loose cannon ex-cop on the edge who’s  bent on cleaning up this town, or maybe a conspiracy theorist who’s pretty sure he’s figured out what’s going on…and most likely die.  The book’s cover loudly proclaims 112 different endings; I’m willing to bet that something like 109 of them feature your demise and acceptance as one of the mindless hordes. But you’ll go back, try again, and again, and again. The choices are intelligently designed; it’s not like you’re given one choice that’s obviously right and in character and one that’s thrown in just to give you a choice; they’re all things that make sense in the situation, and you’ll learn a few things about yourself as you make them.

Slowly, gently, the book builds up the real zombie-horror feeling: the sense that there is no way out, that every victory is really just a slight delay of defeat, and that despite your best efforts you’re going to trip up somewhere and be eaten. Then suddenly you stumble across a page that has you laughing out loud. The claustrophobia isn’t entirely dispelled, but it’s lightened somewhat. One of these times I’ll probably find an ending where I survive as well, and that’ll be awesome.

So, if you’re looking for some roughly Rated-PG Choose Your Own Adventure fun, head on over to chooseomatic.com and pick up Zombocalypse Now! now! At the very least it’ll give you something to do until you get bitten by an infected raccoon and lose your grip on your stuffed pink bunny-hood.

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How I Think

When I say “Yaaaaaaay!” in chats or emails, what I hear in my head is this:

Kermit doing what he does best.

 

When call some one a monster I’m thinking something like this:

R.E.M. and some Muppets doing what they do best.

Yes, it’s true. I think in Muppets.

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On Gratitude

Something I have been thinking about lately is the effect of gratitude on life. I’m not alone in this: Wikipedia has a long article on gratitude and the research that is being done looking into its effect on people. And in a way, that just makes it all the better.

So, here’s the interesting part. They say to make a journal of things for which you are grateful:

Out of the six conditions, the longest lasting effects were caused by the act of writing “gratitude journals” where participants were asked to write down three things they were grateful for every day. These participants’ happiness scores also increased and continued to increase each time they were tested periodically after the experiment. (From Wikipedia’s Article on Gratitude)

And a lot of people will start doing just that. And the first few entries will seem really really banal. Because we are grateful for the simple, obvious things first. But what about when you keep doing it? Then what happens?

In fact, the greatest benefits were usually found to occur around six months after treatment began. This exercise was so successful that although participants were only asked to continue the journal for a week, many participants continued to keep the journal long after the study was over. (ibid)

This ties in (again) to the writing I’ve been doing on Favorite Thing EVER: the more I look for things that I really really love the more I realize that the world is full of lovely things. And the field isn’t getting narrower. I’ve written a number of articles for that site, and I still see a growing number of new things every day that are worthy of a write up. It’s really pretty amazing. But after reading the results of the studies listed above I’d like to try the real experiment: Six months of writing about three things I’m grateful each day. This is actually kind of exciting!

Writing has always felt (to me) like scrubbing my soul; as I write freely I start to see who I actually am, and start to climb out of the scared, bored shell that builds all too quickly around me.

So, I’ll let you know how it goes, both of you who stop by here from time to time. Stay tuned to this…er, Rss feed!

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The Enduring Emotion

Some years ago I was hiking out of the Grand Canyon with some friends. We left late at night and hiked in the dark to avoid the heat. It had been raining, there had been lightning storms and I was basically sick and tired of the elements trying to kill me. Suddenly, there was the sound you don’t want to hear when you’re hiking up a slot canyon: rushing water.

We all realized what that meant at the same time, and scrabbled for higher ground before the flash flood came down on top of us. I had been hurting, worried, tired, but at that moment I was just flat out scared. Everything else was lost as I tried to get out of the way.1

When my wife and I were first dating, I scheduled a little trip for us up to Boise, where I was secretly planning to propose. The day before we left, she called me up.

“I’m thinking that, when we’re in Boise, You’re going to ask me to marry you.” She said. “And I’m thinking I’ll say yes.”

I nearly fell over, my joy was overwhelming. The fact that my little proposal was now somewhat less than a formality was not important, what was important is that she was willing to spend her life with me.

So here’s the point. I’m no longer afraid of that flash flood. I still feel the joy I felt in that moment when my wife agreed to become my wife, but now it’s a low, warm, permanent glow, instead of an explosion. But there’s one emotion that seems to stay as strong as the moment it happened: Embarrassment.

That time I … nope, not even on a blog that I know for a fact nobody reads, I can’t say it. That time I embarrassed myself back in high school still stings, still hits me like a hammer when I think of it, even though it’s been well over a decade since it happened.

Why is this? Joy, anger, fear, happiness, they all fade after a while. More basic feelings like hunger, exhaustion, and pain pretty much go away when the biological trigger is removed. Why doesn’t embarrassment? Is there some biological imperative that we keep being almost physically hurt by things that, in the final analysis, didn’t actually damage us?

I don’t have a real thesis for this one; I’m just wondering. If you happen across this article and have an opinion I’d love to hear it. Maybe someone even knows how to get rid of the feeling.

Or maybe everyone else already knows the secret and I’m the only one still in the dark. That would be embarrassing.

  1. For the record, the flash flood ended up being about six inches deep. But that’s not the point. []
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Why Favorite Thing EVER is one of my Favorite Things EVER

It’s true, I have blogging addiction. There’s this one, CANS, and  Coals[2]Newcastle. And recently I started contributing to a new site called Favorite Thing EVER, a site all about liking stuff.

So, first off, a site about liking stuff is right up my alley. I love stuff, and I like being happy about the world in which we live. In a way, it’s a little surprising that I didn’t come up with the idea for this site in the first place.

At any rate, here’s what happened: Someone at FtE wrote an article about Dinosaur Comics, and Ryan North (author of Dinosaur Comics) linked to their article, which brought me (and a bunch of other people) to the site. While there I found their contest to win a signed copy of A. M. Dellamonica’s Indigo Springs. I like books, so I signed up for the contest. And I won.

There were a few emails back and forth to get my address so they could send me the book, etc. During the course of that conversation I mentioned that I liked the idea for the site and if they were interested I wouldn’t mind writing an article or two for them. Matt (one of the founders of the site) said that would be great. A day or two I sent in my first draft for an article about Cosmic Encounter, which may just qualify as one of my absolute favorite things ever. Not long afterward Matt sent it back, saying that it was good, but it wasn’t exactly what they were looking for. And he gave me some good suggestions on how to make it just right.

This, my friends, is something that’s missing a lot of the time. It’s really easy to write your own blogs without any form of quality control. Heck, I’m doing it right now. But sometimes it’s kinda nice to get some feedback on things you’re writing.

At any rate, I reworked my article to focus on why Cosmic Encounter is fun, instead of how you play the game, and sent it in again. Matt’s response is a perfect example of what you should do if you want to encourage people to work for free:

SLAM DUNK. I really like what you did with the rewrite. In fact, this just went from being a game I wanted to check out to being something I absolutely must get and bring to the next game party.

A little praise like this goes a long way. My article was posted the next day.

Bear in mind this isn’t why I’m still writing for Favorite Thing EVER. I keep writing for them because I thoroughly approve of what they’re trying to do and how they’re going about it. The internet is full of people who will tell you what’s wrong with what you like, and why you should like what they like. At FtE, we tell you what we like and why, and hope you’ll like it too. But if you don’t, no big deal.

The fact is, I don’t personally care for a lot of the things that my fellow authors care for. But I still enjoy reading their articles about things they love, because happiness makes me happy. Well, also because some of those articles are AWESOME. For example, read Melodie’s article about Howling II: Your Sister Is a Werewolf. I don’t care if the movie’s good, bad, or indifferent, this is one of my favorite articles ever.

The Internet–heck, the world–could use more groups of people that get together to tell everyone why they’re happy. I’m just glad to be part of this one.

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I Liked the Site So Much…

I decided to write a lot of posts for them. Go check out all my articles on Favorite Thing EVER. Then read my favorite post of all time on that site: Melodie’s post about werewolves. I have no idea if the movie is worth anything, but the article makes me die laughing.

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favorite thing EVER | all we do is spread the joy

all we do is spread the joy

This site rocks. There’s nothing better than wandering into an entire website dedicated to liking things. Well, okay, TVTropes.org, but you know what I mean. Anyway, check out FTE. It’ll make your day better. I promise

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How Internet Works via VladStudio

An AWESOME depiction of what your browser is doing when you’re sitting there looking for cat videos or snarky IT commentary.

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Catalog Living

Ready for anything…

Leaving my basket of secondary shells under the table allows me to rotate in new shells at a moment’s notice!

There is so very, very much to love about this little site. The formula is simple: take over-decorated pictures and put awesome text beneath them. Check them out. Because you deserve it!

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