http://kottke.org/09/10/the-best-flag-in-the-world#
Forget all that “truth, courage, beauty” stuff. We want a flag that explains exactly what our country’s all about.
Whackin’ off heads.
You got a problem with that, Mr. Liberal? Looks like it’s time for some old fashioned patriotism! Say bye-bye to your head!
Gaaaaah! My eyes! My poor, poor eyes! What is that…that THING? And who in their right mind would put it in their entertainment center? When does the hurting stop?
As near as we can tell, it started having problems more than a month after the staple was put through it.
“there needs to be a good reference online for the etymologies of idioms.”
No, seriously, I really want one. I don’t care if it means I’m a total geek.
Oh, don’t I wish.
Wait, no, actually I don’t. That thing is hideous. Expensive, but still hideous.
